AL PASTOR - south of the border
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law unless you find yourself in deep shit and need help from others.
But always keep in mind: paradoxically, most people are wrong and no one is doing it wrong. Let this be a general guidance in the absense of more specific advice.
El Al has advice for you should you come to understand his right living offers grace and salvation beyond the teachings easily found in this shallow world.
Guidelines
- Scotch is for sitting, Tequila is for standing.
- No pre-sale tickets.
- French fries twice in the same day is too much.